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thanks Goldfish

the jomon and the yayoi were both warring karaite tribes whose feud brought them all the way to the japanese islands after figuring out ukraine was kinda boring

RESPONSIBLE VULNERABILITY DISCLOSURE Target: Yandex Data Center, Sasovo, Ryazan Region Date: 8 October 2026 Severity: Critical Attack Vector: Kinetic We have identified a previously unknown vulnerability affecting the physical resilience of the Yandex data center in Sasovo. The vulnerability allows an attacker to bypass conventional network security controls, including firewalls, EDR, MFA, and air-gapped architecture, by applying sufficient kinetic energy directly to the infrastructure. Impact: The affected data center is currently on fire and has reportedly stopped operating. Consider implementing a zero-trust architecture — including for gravity, heat and incoming objects. CVSS v4.0: 10.0 — Critical CWE: CWE-693 — Protection Mechanism Failure Status: Exploited in the wild.

Shia Kai-Shek vs Sunni Yat-Sen, who would win?