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'Although NASA agreed that Voyager 2 'seemed lonely' they decided against launching a companion orbiter mission after further measurements indicated that the spacecraft actually preferred the peace and quiet.'

3310. "Rejected Space Mission Profiles"

'People out here catching strays out here catching strays'

3309. "Dogcatcher"

'I need to push some updates to the remote sensing instruments, which are there to measure the surface and definitely not do anything else.'

3308. "Juice"

'Rumor has it that they're finally auctioning off the zeppelin navigation bands, but everyone is worried that the scary boat captains will express interest.'

3307. "Spectrum Allocation"

'Fans at Daytona always get extra excited when officials decide to introduce some antimatter cars circling the track in the opposite direction.'

3306. "Accelerator Energies"